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A collection of musings on deeply technical topics distilled through the lens of contemporary cultural analogies
Debunking 5 Stubborn Systems Performance Myths
Few things are as persistent as a myth. Some myths were once true, while others seem to come outta nowhere. An example of the former is the one that claims it’s best to inject medicine directly into someone’s heart in
Google Benchmark w/o PMU Counters? Congratulations, you played yourself!
DJ Khaled, the internationally famous Hip Hop DJ, record executive, and music producer, is the Tony Robbins of Rap. He’s almost as famous for his motivational catchphrases as he is for his chart-topping hits. Who from Gen X to Gen
IPC is to CPU% What Milk is to Cinnamon Toast Crunch
I can’t be in the same room with a box of Cinnamon Toast Crunch. I’ll devour an entire box in one sitting. This wasn’t always the case. I hadn’t had a bowl of cereal since childhood. . . until the
Memory Access Patterns and New Year’s Resolutions
“This is it – this is the year when I’m finally gonna do it!”, millions of optimists vowed while preening in front of a bathroom mirror on the morning of Jan. 1st. Yes, many of us use this time of
Festivus Airing of Grievances: My Performance Pet Peeves
“Welcome, newcomers. The tradition of Festivus begins with the airing of grievances. I got a lot of problems with you people! And now you’re gonna hear about it!” Frank Costanza from SEINFELD Holiday season is finally upon us! A time
How to Deter or Disarm TLB Shootdowns
This month marks the 140th Anniversary of the “Gunfight at the O.K. Corral” between the Earps and the Cowboys. Legend has it this conflict started from the outlaws’ violation of a city ordinance to hand over firearms while inside city
Cracking Down on Unsanctioned Cache Ping-Pong Games
The late Kimbo Slice gained initial fame beating up rival tough guys in backyard brawls in the early aughts. Current UFC star Jorge Masvidal’s career launched in a similar fashion. Millions have enjoyed watching their street fight videos over the
“Noisy Neighbor Effect” and Ways of Handling It
Maybe you’re in your dorm room studying for mid-terms while there’s a loud party going on next door. Or you’re a homeowner on the brink of rocking your newborn to sleep when the dysfunctional couple next door decides to take